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Swingers Baby!
I thought I had seen it all...
There are swingers in Vegas.
And they're old. Like really old.
I have a hard time thinking of someone my grandparents age actually have group sex. It must upset some sort of cosmic balance somewhere. Old people having sex with multiple partners and actually enjoying it.
Shudder
I'm just thankful there weren't any pictures.
It seems that it's a little weekend getaway that costs $700 per couple and it has seminars and sex. You can walk into any room at any given time and join in with about a dozen other "couples" and get your rocks off.
What the hell?!?!?!?!
THis seriously just creeps me out. It's hard enough for me to come to grips with the fact that my mother had sex... at one point... Oh God. *Rocks back and forth whimpering.
The horror.
These people are in their 70's! I'm sure they'll all happy as clams to be doing the horizontal mambo, but I don't want to know about it.
Especially when one of those people call for room service and gives the server an eye full.
Said server wanted a fork to poke out his eyes. I don't think he'll ever be the same.
Old people should not have sex... at least not hot monkey sex that everyone can hear and see. That's just gross.
Old people should not parade around in their room, especially when they are expecting someone, (like a server, bell person or maid) nude. That's just wrong. All that sagging skin and liver spots. *Gag
Old people are supposed to do old people things,like knit or golf or bake cookies for the grandkids. They're also supposed to drive slow and look for early bird specials.
Is that too much to ask?
There are swingers in Vegas.
And they're old. Like really old.
I have a hard time thinking of someone my grandparents age actually have group sex. It must upset some sort of cosmic balance somewhere. Old people having sex with multiple partners and actually enjoying it.
Shudder
I'm just thankful there weren't any pictures.
It seems that it's a little weekend getaway that costs $700 per couple and it has seminars and sex. You can walk into any room at any given time and join in with about a dozen other "couples" and get your rocks off.
What the hell?!?!?!?!
THis seriously just creeps me out. It's hard enough for me to come to grips with the fact that my mother had sex... at one point... Oh God. *Rocks back and forth whimpering.
The horror.
These people are in their 70's! I'm sure they'll all happy as clams to be doing the horizontal mambo, but I don't want to know about it.
Especially when one of those people call for room service and gives the server an eye full.
Said server wanted a fork to poke out his eyes. I don't think he'll ever be the same.
Old people should not have sex... at least not hot monkey sex that everyone can hear and see. That's just gross.
Old people should not parade around in their room, especially when they are expecting someone, (like a server, bell person or maid) nude. That's just wrong. All that sagging skin and liver spots. *Gag
Old people are supposed to do old people things,like knit or golf or bake cookies for the grandkids. They're also supposed to drive slow and look for early bird specials.
Is that too much to ask?
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Old people sex....I have seen that...damned internet.....
Trust me, don't go looking for it. Whatever you're thinking, it's far far far far far worse.
Give the guy the fork, the pain will distract him from what's burned in to his mind's eye.
As for the multiple partner/group sex scenario...that disgusts me on a whole level on its own, never mind the old people part.
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